Uyen's iPhone is so old

A certified antique of questionable origin

Battery

Storage2 / 4 GB

iOS6.1.3

SignalSearching…

Cameras1 (front)

A tired phone saying: Please let me rest — Uyen's phone, after a full day of service

Boots in 45 seconds (on a good day)
The camera has one lens and one excuse
It's so old it has to be charged by a candle
Previews: "Do you want to install iOS 9?" (2014)
Face ID: "Please remove your 2026 face"